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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Turns out I didn't enjoy sex the first time I had it. I went home, sat in the bathtub, looked at my cock, and went:
"Is that it? People actually fight over this? Jesus, I'll stick to masturbating! Sex is lame and women are disappointing."
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Except for the bathtub, I had the
exact same experience with my first two times/women.