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Old 07-27-2009, 07:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
Iliftrocks
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Originally Posted by twistedmosaic View Post
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That's because you've been beating your meat like it owes you money as long as you've known how, with a clenched fist. It's what your used to. Either abstain from whacking it completely until you've got this sorted out, or buy a fleshlight, so you can get used to the softer gentler sensation of a hot pocket verses Righty McFivefingers
I was actually wondering if this might be the case. You could always use lube when trying to get your money back, that helps keep the sensitivity... or so I hear. Definitely if you have callouses on it, you're doing it wrong
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