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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages
Yeah, I know I'm not the best looking guy out there, but, as I've said a million times before, it's all about the charm, and I've got a shitload of that. Looks will only get you so far, but if you can sweep a girl off her feet, she's yours. At least, for a bit.
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Is part of that charm pissing off DaniGirl's girl deck when you are drunk?
I seriously have a friend just like you. He's not punk, but he's Italian, which is just as bad (I Kid, I Kid). He admits that he is "... one ugly, long haired wop" but bangs the HOTTEST girls. His girlfriend now is smoking hot for being a hippy and he is a total dick. He's just so confident in himself that girls just LIKE him. Girls throw themselves on him all the time.
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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages
...and, for the record, I pop my collar constantly!
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.... and now you are dead to me. If I saw you with a mohawk, gauged ears and a popped collar I would punch you in the face and not stop till you looked like Jared Leto after a round with Tyler. Popped collars have to be the worse idea frat boys came up with. Except for the two polo shirt combo with one popped collar and the other down.