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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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Anal Bleach: Making the Chocolate Starfish more Vanilla
I posted this in my blog entry today.
Watching a comedian talk about Brazilian waxing and mentioned this company Pink Cheeks and she suggested to google it as it's a real place. And holy shit! it sure is! It is also in the neighborhood I grew up in. I thought these people were pretentious when I was growing up, but wow...I don't really get the idea of this, especially I can't imagine some girl looking in the mirror at their asshole saying,"Does it look lighter?" Taking a digital photo and comparing.
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Pink Cheeks
Welcome to the Most Wonderful
Skin Care Salon....
Pink Cheeks
Anal Bleaching....
Go ahead laugh, butt some people need it. This was a service that we offered "under the radar" but now that more and more are responding to the desire for it we are offering it publicly. You apply the bleaching crème every night. You will see your results within a week and a half to a month and a half. The speed of the visual result is contingent on your melanin depth which you've inherited. Everyone lightens up at different speeds. We have observed great response to this product.
Now taking orders for our take home Anal Bleaching system, for those of you out there who can't make it to our salon we can ship the product to you!!!
Please call to order... (818) 906 - 8225
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I still had a hard time understanding just what this meant so I continued to look up information and I found this E! youtube about Tabitha Stevens.
Bleach Bum Anal Bleaching Information and Advice
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If you are interested in lightening the skin in your anal area we suggest you try one of three different methods:
1. You can seek the help of a cosmetic surgeon or dermatologist. They can prescribe a topical treatment. Some treatments are applied in the office by a medical technician, while others are given as a prescription for you to use in the privacy of your own home. This skin bleaching cream may be similar to prescription acne creams Retin-A (tretinoin) or Azelex (azelaic acid). These creams are often prescribed for a condition called Melasma. Melasma are dark ciscolorations of the skin in patches. So, if you are comfortable seeing a doctor for other procedures you might ask about a cream for the purpose of anal bleaching.
2. You can seek an over-the-counter skin bleaching cream. A milder skin bleaching cream is an excellent choice. Look for a 2% solution of Hydroquinone as it should be mild enough to use on this delicate area. Often, Hydroquinone creams are used to minimize spots that occur due to sun exposure, age, and birth control pills. For this reason they are often coupled with sunscreens. If you are looking to bleach you anus you DON'T want a product with a sunscreen. Look for a nighttime formula instead. Here is a great product, available at ShopInPrivate.com. It is an excellent choice to use as an anal bleach.
To effectively bleach you anal area, apply the cream twice a day. You should see gradual results quickly and continuously. You can discontinue use of the cream when you reach your desired, even skin tone.
Note: Discontinue use if you suffer any discomfort or if your skin is broken or inflamed in that area.
3. You can prevent anal staining by being cautious in the bathroom. We suggest using a moist wipe after every bowel movement. This will ensure that the area remains clean and stain free.
Using a moist wipe is especially important if you are in the process of bleaching that area. Baby wipes can work if you have some handy but you can't flush them. Cottonelle Moist Wipes are probably a better choice for adults. They are flushable. You don't have to worry about clogging your plumbing.
Maintenance:
If you are in the process or have completed bleaching your anal area there are just a few things to remember to keep your backside looking young. There is nothing to it really.
1. Eat a diet high in fiber. This will result in firmer stool which should stain the area less.
2. Use a moist wipe after bowel movements. When wiping, try to clean just inside the anus as well as the outside. This should result in less staining as well.
3. Avoid dark, staining foods such as colas, coffee, red wine, grape juice.
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I'd make the additions of blueberries, foods with lots of food coloring red or blue especially.
Now, I'm not trying to make fun because of course I'm trying to be open minded to the whole idea of different and off the wayside type sex.
But to me this is more than sex, it is more about the reflection of how someone sees themselves. I find it interesting that we have known vanity points like "too small", "too big", "crooked", "not even", and a whole plethora of what seemed to be known insecurities for body parts that we all seem to accept as discussable.
But this one just strikes me as odd for some reason. I'm not exactly sure why. I think that anal sex and anal play is compelling and exciting, but I've never once thought about if it's not the right color.
What can you make of this new offering?
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