Anal Bleach: Making the Chocolate Starfish more Vanilla - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Cynthetiq · 07-04-2009, 10:56 PM

I posted this in my blog entry today.

Watching a comedian talk about Brazilian waxing and mentioned this company Pink Cheeks and she suggested to google it as it's a real place. And holy shit! it sure is! It is also in the neighborhood I grew up in. I thought these people were pretentious when I was growing up, but wow...I don't really get the idea of this, especially I can't imagine some girl looking in the mirror at their asshole saying,"Does it look lighter?" Taking a digital photo and comparing.

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Pink Cheeks

Welcome to the Most Wonderful

Skin Care Salon....

Pink Cheeks

Anal Bleaching....

Go ahead laugh, butt some people need it. This was a service that we offered "under the radar" but now that more and more are responding to the desire for it we are offering it publicly. You apply the bleaching crème every night. You will see your results within a week and a half to a month and a half. The speed of the visual result is contingent on your melanin depth which you've inherited. Everyone lightens up at different speeds. We have observed great response to this product.

Now taking orders for our take home Anal Bleaching system, for those of you out there who can't make it to our salon we can ship the product to you!!!

Please call to order... (818) 906 - 8225

I still had a hard time understanding just what this meant so I continued to look up information and I found this E! youtube about Tabitha Stevens.

YouTube - Anal Bleaching

Bleach Bum Anal Bleaching Information and Advice

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If you are interested in lightening the skin in your anal area we suggest you try one of three different methods:

1. You can seek the help of a cosmetic surgeon or dermatologist. They can prescribe a topical treatment. Some treatments are applied in the office by a medical technician, while others are given as a prescription for you to use in the privacy of your own home. This skin bleaching cream may be similar to prescription acne creams Retin-A (tretinoin) or Azelex (azelaic acid). These creams are often prescribed for a condition called Melasma. Melasma are dark ciscolorations of the skin in patches. So, if you are comfortable seeing a doctor for other procedures you might ask about a cream for the purpose of anal bleaching.

2. You can seek an over-the-counter skin bleaching cream. A milder skin bleaching cream is an excellent choice. Look for a 2% solution of Hydroquinone as it should be mild enough to use on this delicate area. Often, Hydroquinone creams are used to minimize spots that occur due to sun exposure, age, and birth control pills. For this reason they are often coupled with sunscreens. If you are looking to bleach you anus you DON'T want a product with a sunscreen. Look for a nighttime formula instead. Here is a great product, available at ShopInPrivate.com. It is an excellent choice to use as an anal bleach.

To effectively bleach you anal area, apply the cream twice a day. You should see gradual results quickly and continuously. You can discontinue use of the cream when you reach your desired, even skin tone.

Note: Discontinue use if you suffer any discomfort or if your skin is broken or inflamed in that area.

3. You can prevent anal staining by being cautious in the bathroom. We suggest using a moist wipe after every bowel movement. This will ensure that the area remains clean and stain free.

Using a moist wipe is especially important if you are in the process of bleaching that area. Baby wipes can work if you have some handy but you can't flush them. Cottonelle Moist Wipes are probably a better choice for adults. They are flushable. You don't have to worry about clogging your plumbing.

Maintenance:

If you are in the process or have completed bleaching your anal area there are just a few things to remember to keep your backside looking young. There is nothing to it really.

1. Eat a diet high in fiber. This will result in firmer stool which should stain the area less.

2. Use a moist wipe after bowel movements. When wiping, try to clean just inside the anus as well as the outside. This should result in less staining as well.

3. Avoid dark, staining foods such as colas, coffee, red wine, grape juice.

I'd make the additions of blueberries, foods with lots of food coloring red or blue especially.

Now, I'm not trying to make fun because of course I'm trying to be open minded to the whole idea of different and off the wayside type sex.

But to me this is more than sex, it is more about the reflection of how someone sees themselves. I find it interesting that we have known vanity points like "too small", "too big", "crooked", "not even", and a whole plethora of what seemed to be known insecurities for body parts that we all seem to accept as discussable.

But this one just strikes me as odd for some reason. I'm not exactly sure why. I think that anal sex and anal play is compelling and exciting, but I've never once thought about if it's not the right color.

What can you make of this new offering?

NoSoup · 07-05-2009, 12:08 AM

Wow. I have a new standard. I think I'm going to stay far away from the anus unless it's so white that it burns my retinas looking at it.

LoganSnake · 07-05-2009, 05:33 AM

A lot of porn stars do it. If you watch many of the videos, the skin around the anus is the same color as the rest of their body. Darker starfish gives an impression of a badly wiped ass at times. I can see why some would choose to lighten it up.

toxic515 · 07-05-2009, 07:03 AM

Uh, okay... I suppose anything that someone can convince another person that they need can be sold by playing upon insecurities. In the long run, that would apply to just about any cosmetic product as well. *shrug* No bleached bum here. Fark em.

genuinegirly · 07-05-2009, 07:24 AM

I don't see much of a reason to do this, but hey - whatever floats your boat and makes you happy.

Shaindra · 07-05-2009, 11:26 AM

Put this in the same category as labial surgery and, waxing/shaving/pruning of the area. Whatever floats your boat. Incidentally, a darkening of that region (including the anus, but also the entire crotch area) is related to insulin resistance. Instead of bleaching your asshole, you might do better to cut out the sugar.

Xerxys · 07-05-2009, 11:41 AM

Let me just add, that all the men who were bashed for being misogynistic when saying women are crazy, were wrongfully bashed!! Here's why ...

YouTube - Marcy's Waxing Salon

Apparently there was a dude there ...

Bear Cub · 07-05-2009, 12:20 PM

It's blowing you kisses!

SecretMethod70 · 07-05-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaindra

Put this in the same category as labial surgery and, waxing/shaving/pruning of the area. Whatever floats your boat. Incidentally, a darkening of that region (including the anus, but also the entire crotch area) is related to insulin resistance. Instead of bleaching your asshole, you might do better to cut out the sugar.

Very interesting. Learn something new every day.

And it's nice to know that Pamela Adlon is just as crazy in semi-real life as she is on Californication. I love her!

Bear Cub · 07-05-2009, 05:35 PM

Is it possible to apply the anal bleach with a q-tip in a spiral pattern, as to create a chocolate and vanilla swirl effect?

Puttz · 07-05-2009, 07:28 PM

OMG the fat guy getting waxed was just horrific

Anormalguy · 07-05-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Puttz

OMG the fat guy getting waxed was just horrific

Hey!

For your information I've lost some weight since that was filmed...

Plan9 · 07-05-2009, 08:10 PM

I would prefer they whiten the other end.

freeload · 07-06-2009, 12:37 AM

A while ago we saw a documentary on how vain people are. They included anal bleaching too. My oldes daugther (11) jokingly claim opening a anal bleach saloon is her biggest dream.

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Originally Posted by Bear Cub

Is it possible to apply the anal bleach with a q-tip in a spiral pattern, as to create a chocolate and vanilla swirl effect?

Spiffy. Trying to not imagine the chocolate core.

vainღ♥♡jane · 07-06-2009, 09:18 PM

lmao well alrighty then. i won't be bleaching mine. it is the same color as the rest of me.

telekinetic · 07-06-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vainღ♥♡jane

lmao well alrighty then. i won't be bleaching mine. it is the same color as the rest of me.

Can you bleach your text then? That goofy purple is murder on the default background.

Willravel · 07-06-2009, 10:04 PM

*clenches* Yeah, just no.

vainღ♥♡jane · 07-07-2009, 03:38 PM

lmao twisted. my font never works on all my forums =[

ngdawg · 07-07-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaindra

Put this in the same category as labial surgery and, waxing/shaving/pruning of the area. Whatever floats your boat. Incidentally, a darkening of that region (including the anus, but also the entire crotch area) is related to insulin resistance. Instead of bleaching your asshole, you might do better to cut out the sugar.

Interesting and would explain things, but I'm not giving up sweets.

Plan9 · 07-07-2009, 05:40 PM

This thread really disturbs me. Yeah, I don't know why... but it makes me cringe.

Is there anybody on TFP that would actually engage in such a vain practice?

I mean, Jesus... it's one thing to worry about make-up and zits... imperfections that the whole world can potentially see. I get that.

We've all had that monster zit (yeah, big enough to use as a beer bottle opener) to deal with that night right before the big date.

But this? Ergh. How many people see your asshole? And how long do they stare at it?

Bear Cub · 07-07-2009, 05:49 PM

Bear Cub's big brown eye,
puckers in the face of bleach,
murky it remains.

Plan9 · 07-07-2009, 05:53 PM

HAHAHA!

(tosses $5 into hat)

SecretMethod70 · 07-08-2009, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

This thread really disturbs me. Yeah, I don't know why... but it makes me cringe.

Is there anybody on TFP that would actually engage in such a vain practice?

I mean, Jesus... it's one thing to worry about make-up and zits... imperfections that the whole world can potentially see. I get that.

We've all had that monster zit (yeah, big enough to use as a beer bottle opener) to deal with that night right before the big date.

But this? Ergh. How many people see your asshole? And how long do they stare at it?

As I understand it, most people getting this done are in the sex industry, so a lot of people and for a long time

Plan9 · 07-08-2009, 09:08 AM

Hey, obviously.

...

I was referring to "civilians" (non sex workers) engaging in said activity. I'm guessing it doesn't happen a whole lot.

I can imagine a college girl contemplating such a procedure: "3 pairs of new shoes or anal bleaching? Hmm... decisions!"

Reese · 07-08-2009, 11:39 AM

I have a birthmark near the crack of my ass that's pretty unpleasant looking. I'd probably do something about that if I ever got down that far on my shit to do list. I can easily see how someone obsessed with their appearance would do this. I think we all agree it's not really attractive.

Shaindra · 07-08-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SecretMethod70

As I understand it, most people getting this done are in the sex industry, so a lot of people and for a long time

Yeah, but a lot of things start out in the sex industry. I seem to recall a time when nobody waxed or shaved their netherparts bald. Enter porn pussy. If porn models are all of a sudden sporting pale pink rosebuds, all of a sudden men believe they should all look like that and women follow along.

I've met men who *seriously* wouldn't date a woman with overly large labia. They called it "gross".

07-05-2009, 12:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Wow. I have a new standard. I think I'm going to stay far away from the anus unless it's so white that it burns my retinas looking at it. __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

07-05-2009, 05:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	A lot of porn stars do it. If you watch many of the videos, the skin around the anus is the same color as the rest of their body. Darker starfish gives an impression of a badly wiped ass at times. I can see why some would choose to lighten it up. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

07-05-2009, 07:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
toxic515 Addict Location: Texas	Uh, okay... I suppose anything that someone can convince another person that they need can be sold by playing upon insecurities. In the long run, that would apply to just about any cosmetic product as well. shrug No bleached bum here. Fark em. __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

07-05-2009, 07:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	I don't see much of a reason to do this, but hey - whatever floats your boat and makes you happy. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

07-05-2009, 11:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	Put this in the same category as labial surgery and, waxing/shaving/pruning of the area. Whatever floats your boat. Incidentally, a darkening of that region (including the anus, but also the entire crotch area) is related to insulin resistance. Instead of bleaching your asshole, you might do better to cut out the sugar. __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

07-05-2009, 12:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	It's blowing you kisses! __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

07-05-2009, 05:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Is it possible to apply the anal bleach with a q-tip in a spiral pattern, as to create a chocolate and vanilla swirl effect? __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

07-05-2009, 07:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
Puttz Upright	OMG the fat guy getting waxed was just horrific

07-05-2009, 08:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I would prefer they whiten the other end. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-06-2009, 09:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
vainღ♥♡jane Tilted Location: here until i'm there	lmao well alrighty then. i won't be bleaching mine. it is the same color as the rest of me.

07-06-2009, 10:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	clenches Yeah, just no.

07-07-2009, 03:38 PM	#18 (permalink)
vainღ♥♡jane Tilted Location: here until i'm there	lmao twisted. my font never works on all my forums =[

07-07-2009, 05:40 PM	#20 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	This thread really disturbs me. Yeah, I don't know why... but it makes me cringe. Is there anybody on TFP that would actually engage in such a vain practice? I mean, Jesus... it's one thing to worry about make-up and zits... imperfections that the whole world can potentially see. I get that. We've all had that monster zit (yeah, big enough to use as a beer bottle opener) to deal with that night right before the big date. But this? Ergh. How many people see your asshole? And how long do they stare at it? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-07-2009, 05:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Bear Cub's big brown eye, puckers in the face of bleach, murky it remains. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

07-07-2009, 05:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	HAHAHA! (tosses $5 into hat) __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-08-2009, 09:08 AM	#24 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hey, obviously. ... I was referring to "civilians" (non sex workers) engaging in said activity. I'm guessing it doesn't happen a whole lot. I can imagine a college girl contemplating such a procedure: "3 pairs of new shoes or anal bleaching? Hmm... decisions!" __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-08-2009, 11:39 AM	#25 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	I have a birthmark near the crack of my ass that's pretty unpleasant looking. I'd probably do something about that if I ever got down that far on my shit to do list. I can easily see how someone obsessed with their appearance would do this. I think we all agree it's not really attractive. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry