Julialast

DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

1. Affectionate………………….. …… wants to have sex on the first date
2. Intelligent ………………………… won’t tell you until the first date what affectionate means
3. Passionate…………………………. ..wants sex early on or you’re finished
4. Self- Employed………………………unemployed and sells things on e-bay, insolvent
5. Free-Spirit……………………. ……. no job, no house, sleeps on a spare mattress
6. Fun-loving………………………….. wants sex with no commitment
7. Adventurous…………………………wants casual sex, phone and text sex, 3-somes, swinging
8. Open-minded………………………...wants the above and for you not to object
9. Friends first …………………. ….. .. impotent
10. Take things slowly…………………impotent and wants to see you tits without pressure to perform
11. Adventurous………… …… ……...wants sex in the car on the first date
12. Separated………………………….. married and wife doesn’t want sex
13. Mentions children’s TV……............ is interested in fiddling with those kiddies as well as you
14. Life & soul of party………………..mental
15. Outgoing…………………………...loud and embarrassing
16. Young attitude……………………..thinks they can pull 18-25 year olds
17. Log fires, beach walks…………… will say whatever it takes to have sex
18. Wants soul mate……………………doesn’t mind appearing a wuss to get sex
19. Women have done me wrong………wants a pity shag
20. Do anything for the right woman….has no money to go out and will blame this on you
21. Do anything for the right woman….is a tight-arse, but will blame this on you
22. About average………………………fat
23. A few extra pounds………………..John Goodman
24. 6 ft…………………………………5 ft 10”
25. Over 6ft……………………............odd looking and shrek-like
26. Over 40 & uses smilies…………….internet, MSN and/or porn addict
27. Heavy usage of site…………..........internet and porn addict
28. On multiple sites…………………. should be on Adult Friend Finder but hasn’t got nerve or is impotent