10-19-2004, 07:54 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Howdy from Oklahoma
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Mens dictionary for womens personal ads
40-ish. = 49
Adventurous = Will sleep with all your buddies Athletic = No tits Average looking = Has a face like an arse Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Bad hair and no dress sense Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former slut Fun = Annoying Gentle = Dull Good listner = Autistic New-age = Body hair problems Open minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and embarrissing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Poet = Depressive Professional = Bitch Romantic = Frigid Social = Fanny like a clowns pocket Cuddly = Fat Voluptuous = Very fat Large lady = Hugely fat Wants soul mate = Stalker Widow = Murderer
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10-19-2004, 04:50 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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absolutely accurate? That's too bad. That just means that it doesn't matter what a woman says.. a man will make something bad of it?? Tisk tisk. This is about humor, not about bagging on gals.
Other than that... i think its pretty funny.
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10-19-2004, 06:51 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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10-20-2004, 07:44 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Friendship first = Former slut
This one cracked me up. You always get them after they've "reformed!"
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10-20-2004, 03:28 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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lol someone should post the man version...i'm sure that would be equally entertaining....
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07-04-2009, 05:43 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Dictionar for men's personal ads
DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
1. Affectionate………………….. …… wants to have sex on the first date 2. Intelligent ………………………… won’t tell you until the first date what affectionate means 3. Passionate…………………………. ..wants sex early on or you’re finished 4. Self- Employed………………………unemployed and sells things on e-bay, insolvent 5. Free-Spirit……………………. ……. no job, no house, sleeps on a spare mattress 6. Fun-loving………………………….. wants sex with no commitment 7. Adventurous…………………………wants casual sex, phone and text sex, 3-somes, swinging 8. Open-minded………………………...wants the above and for you not to object 9. Friends first …………………. ….. .. impotent 10. Take things slowly…………………impotent and wants to see you tits without pressure to perform 11. Adventurous………… …… ……...wants sex in the car on the first date 12. Separated………………………….. married and wife doesn’t want sex 13. Mentions children’s TV……............ is interested in fiddling with those kiddies as well as you 14. Life & soul of party………………..mental 15. Outgoing…………………………...loud and embarrassing 16. Young attitude……………………..thinks they can pull 18-25 year olds 17. Log fires, beach walks…………… will say whatever it takes to have sex 18. Wants soul mate……………………doesn’t mind appearing a wuss to get sex 19. Women have done me wrong………wants a pity shag 20. Do anything for the right woman….has no money to go out and will blame this on you 21. Do anything for the right woman….is a tight-arse, but will blame this on you 22. About average………………………fat 23. A few extra pounds………………..John Goodman 24. 6 ft…………………………………5 ft 10” 25. Over 6ft……………………............odd looking and shrek-like 26. Over 40 & uses smilies…………….internet, MSN and/or porn addict 27. Heavy usage of site…………..........internet and porn addict 28. On multiple sites…………………. should be on Adult Friend Finder but hasn’t got nerve or is impotent |
07-04-2009, 06:07 AM | #12 (permalink) |
Eat your vegetables
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Yes! Julialast, this is a great counterpoint! Got me laughing
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