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There was an old golfer who swallowed a fly
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside him;
he swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
he swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
He swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how he swallowed a cow;
He swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
He swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a horse...
He's dead, of course!
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