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uncle phil · 06-13-2009, 02:55 AM

itwasme couldn't stop looking up during that last thunderstorm, wondering where all the damned rain was coming from...

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-13-2009, 10:00 AM

uncle phil couldn't stop looking down & temporarily forgot his prehensile nature.

god rest his soles!

ottopilot · 06-13-2009, 08:16 PM

OCM traveled back in time, but appeared too crazy and too modern.

uncle phil · 06-28-2009, 02:59 PM

otto said the wrong thing to the wrong guy while trying to sneak into the infield at the preakness...

ring · 06-29-2009, 06:46 AM

There was an old golfer who swallowed a fly
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside him;
he swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
he swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
He swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how he swallowed a cow;
He swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
He swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a horse...
He's dead, of course!

Tophat665 · 06-29-2009, 07:07 AM

ring was pecked to death by Mother Goose.

Tully Mars · 06-29-2009, 07:16 AM

Uncle Fester found him, hooked that 100w bulb up to 3-phase and pulled the switch.

Can't tell by the BW photo but he had blue eyes, one blew this way and the other went thataway.

Tophat665 · 06-29-2009, 08:03 AM

Tully Mars, while fishing naked, fell backward onto a well lubricated electric eel. It took them three hours of surgery just to get the smile off of his face.

Fly · 07-19-2009, 10:43 AM

Top..........fingers in the wall socket..........you fool

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 01:47 PM

Swat you.

uncle phil · 07-19-2009, 02:41 PM

OCM dove off the deck...

Fly · 07-19-2009, 02:51 PM

it was a 19th hole calamity.........that's all i can say.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 02:53 PM

My skirt blew off, & hit him in the body.

Fly · 07-19-2009, 03:00 PM

OCM had a YMCA accident...........poor bastard

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 03:22 PM

Fly went for a snack, but couldn't handle it.

ring · 07-19-2009, 03:25 PM

The webbed ones laid down tangle-foot.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 04:47 PM

I misjudged that angle...

ring · 08-04-2009, 07:11 AM

His mouse ran up the clock.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-04-2009, 07:54 AM

Too bad her dog was so cute...All I could come up with was "Choke on this, miss!"

ring · 08-04-2009, 09:19 AM

I thought CPR stood for:
Crush-Pounce-Render.

uncle phil · 08-04-2009, 12:22 PM

the bell rang, and ring couldn't let go of the clapper...

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-05-2009, 01:05 PM

uncle phil's navigational unit lost its directional control, and he ended up choking himself with his own pleasure.

06-13-2009, 02:55 AM	#161 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	itwasme couldn't stop looking up during that last thunderstorm, wondering where all the damned rain was coming from... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-13-2009, 10:00 AM	#162 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	uncle phil couldn't stop looking down & temporarily forgot his prehensile nature. god rest his soles! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-13-2009, 08:16 PM	#163 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	OCM traveled back in time, but appeared too crazy and too modern. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

06-28-2009, 02:59 PM	#164 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	otto said the wrong thing to the wrong guy while trying to sneak into the infield at the preakness... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2009, 07:07 AM	#166 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	ring was pecked to death by Mother Goose. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-29-2009, 06:46 AM	#165 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	There was an old golfer who swallowed a fly I don't know why he swallowed a fly - perhaps he'll die! There was an old golfer who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside him; he swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die! There was an old golfer who swallowed a bird; How absurd to swallow a bird. He swallowed the bird to catch the spider, he swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die! There was an old golfer who swallowed a cat; Fancy that to swallow a cat! He swallowed the cat to catch the bird, He swallowed the bird to catch the spider, He swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die! There was an old golfer that swallowed a dog; What a hog, to swallow a dog; He swallowed the dog to catch the cat, He swallowed the cat to catch the bird, He swallowed the bird to catch the spider, He swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die! There was an old golfer who swallowed a cow, I don't know how he swallowed a cow; He swallowed the cow to catch the dog, He swallowed the dog to catch the cat, He swallowed the cat to catch the bird, He swallowed the bird to catch the spider, He swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die! There was an old golfer who swallowed a horse... He's dead, of course!

06-29-2009, 07:16 AM	#167 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Uncle Fester found him, hooked that 100w bulb up to 3-phase and pulled the switch. Can't tell by the BW photo but he had blue eyes, one blew this way and the other went thataway. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

06-29-2009, 08:03 AM	#168 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Tully Mars, while fishing naked, fell backward onto a well lubricated electric eel. It took them three hours of surgery just to get the smile off of his face. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-19-2009, 10:43 AM	#169 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Top..........fingers in the wall socket..........you fool __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-19-2009, 01:47 PM	#170 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Swat you. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 02:41 PM	#171 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	OCM dove off the deck... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-19-2009, 02:51 PM	#172 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	it was a 19th hole calamity.........that's all i can say. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-19-2009, 02:53 PM	#173 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My skirt blew off, & hit him in the body. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 03:00 PM	#174 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	OCM had a YMCA accident...........poor bastard __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-19-2009, 03:22 PM	#175 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Fly went for a snack, but couldn't handle it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 03:25 PM	#176 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The webbed ones laid down tangle-foot.

07-19-2009, 04:47 PM	#177 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I misjudged that angle... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-04-2009, 07:11 AM	#178 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	His mouse ran up the clock.

08-04-2009, 07:54 AM	#179 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Too bad her dog was so cute...All I could come up with was "Choke on this, miss!" __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-04-2009, 09:19 AM	#180 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I thought CPR stood for: Crush-Pounce-Render.

08-04-2009, 12:22 PM	#181 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the bell rang, and ring couldn't let go of the clapper... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2009, 01:05 PM	#182 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	uncle phil's navigational unit lost its directional control, and he ended up choking himself with his own pleasure. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT