SSJTWIZTA

Ring: attacked by killer tomato

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ottopilot

SSJTWIZTA: passed out on Jason's lawn

Charlatan

ottopilot: forced to post on TFP until his eyes bleed and his fingers are typed down to the stubs... finally dies from lack of sleep and food.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Baraka_Guru

Charlatan: Dies of fear at ottopilot's final post....

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Fly

BG:


the high E acoustic guitar string,sloooooooowly tightened around your wrists....from behind......(and i don't mean that in a sexual way)......until both of your hands come free of your arms........and you bleed to death,while listening to..........


get this....


"while my guitar gently weeps"





at least it's the beatles

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

fly: crushed by a very large novelty fly swatter.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

SSJTWIZTA

ill play off of fly here...


Char: Hung with the high E string. his head comes off and lands so that he can stare at his lifeless, headless body untill the brain dies.

(this time is an electric string, acoustic and death dont have the same effect without meaningful lyrics)

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ottopilot

SSJTWIZTA: Kept his dental appointment with Dr. J. Voorhees...



No! Stay back! Wait, those aren't my wife's underpants! My stubby fingers! My eyes! My eyes! Oh the humanity!

aaahhhhrrrrrggggg... gurgle, spew, cough, gasp, wheeze, thud ...

"rose...bud"

Charlatan

ottopilot: Killed by having a fire hose shoved up his butt and turned on full throttle. The cleanest explosion ever.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

SSJTWIZTA

char: killed trying to keep up with delta house's drinking shenanigans.

Jennings points in horror.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

uncle phil

swishy: made a sudden stop on the floor after chugging a bottle of tequila...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

uncle phil: titillated beyond resurrection after reading the longest thread.

ottopilot

ring: cornered by a pack of enthusiastic wiener-dogs while dressed as a Snausage.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Astrocloud

otto: Caned to death in a sugar field.

Charlatan

astrocloud... pushed into an industrial meat grinder only to become a wee bit of hundreds of happy meals.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ottopilot

Charlatan: on a dare, tongue stuck to the frozen surface of a Zamboni just before half time.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ring

ottopilot: last seen flailing against the tide of current events.

uncle phil

ring: almost, i mean just about, there...

(she knows what i mean...)

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

uncle phil: parvus minor minimus, excessum,letum.

uncle phil

i think it's "litem," and you're probably right...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Ring and Phil: run over with a riding lawnmower. Their remains are spread for compost.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

SSJTWIZTA

Char: Strays a bit to close to Audrey II.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ottopilot

SSJTWIZTA: Experienced a catastrophic back-draft while lighting his own farts

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ring

ottopilot: The first victim of the Vermicious Knids.

( a Crispus Attucks thing)

uncle phil

(ring, let's tip charlie's lawnmower over...)

ring: hidden inside that cheshire-cat smile...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

uncle phil: no one was left to speak on your behalf when "they" came for you.

interesting.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ottopilot

ottopilot: His zipper got stuck upon reentry during a recent out-of-body experience, .

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ring

ottopilot: reincarnated as himself for eternity and forced to watch
'Ground Hog Day' every morning, until he begs for the Kevorkian solution.

ottopilot

ring: substitute teacher for the local Piranha Middle School

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

otto: jumping out of a perfectly good airplane - without the baggage...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

uncle phil: star pupil in Jason's head-start program.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

SSJTWIZTA

otto: decided his toaster was dirty and it was bath time.

__________________
First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ring

SSJTWIZTA: After many repeated attempts to pronounce
his user-title: he giggled himself to Nirvana.

ottopilot

ring: a child of the corn

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Astrocloud

Otto: Made into a substitute teacher on a friday.

ottopilot

Astrocloud: choked on his own weiner

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

SSJTWIZTA

Otto: Died of boredom after being forced to watch "Spice World" for a week straight.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Ourcrazymodern?

SSJTWIZTA had a boredom problem.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Ourcrazymodern?: Multiple la petite mort rendered him immortal.

uncle phil

hehe...and i always thought "la petite mort" was a "womens" thing; little do i know...

ring: relegated to the ninth circle...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.