Opiate

A Priest and an altarboy go out one day fishing. they board their little boat and take it out into the lake, where the priest proptly sets up and casts off. after a couple of hours, the priest feels a very stong tug on his line. After a long and arduous battle, they finally reel in a 2foot trout.

once they get it on board, the altarboy looks up and goes "WOW! thats a big fucker father!".

flustered, the father exclaims "my son! you cant say those words! its against our faith and everything we stand for!"

The altarboy calms the priest "no no thats what its called in fisherman terms, a 'big fucker' ".

"oh well in that case, lets get it back to the shore" replies the priest, now settled.

On the shore, they prepare to gut the fish, when another father walks by "amazing! what have you got there?" he asks inquiringly.

"Its a big fucker" the first priest replies with a huge grin.

As expected, the second priest was shocked "but father! you cant use that lanuage, its againt...."

"It's ok, it's ok, thats what its called in fisherman terms, a 'big fucker' " calms the first priest.

"Oh well in that case, thats ok then, look why dont i help you clean it so we can get it to the cook" replies the second priest.

After cleaning the fish, the trio head to the kitchen, where the workers were busiliy preparing for tonights feast, as the archbishop was comming to the monestary for the first time in ten years. They approach the head cook and show her the fish "We caught a big fucker for you to cook for tonights feast!" beamed the first priest.

Again, as expected, the cook was shocked "Father! you cant use that sort of langua...."

"No No no its ok, thats what its called though in fishermans terms" the second priest calmed.

"well in that case....its ok then" smiled the cook, and proceeded to cook the fish.

later that night, the two priests find themselves seated at the feast with the archbishop. Tension is high in the air with the priests so nervous to say anything, him being the archbishop and all. Eventually the cook brings out the fish nervously, and not saying anything at all.

The archbishop lookes at the fish, and to break the tension says "amazing, that is one huge fish...."

as soon as the tension was broken the 2 priests and the cook all began talking rapidly.

"I...I...I caught the big fucker!" exclaimed the first priest.

"I cleaned the big fucker!" yelled the second priest excitedly.

"And I cooked the big fucker!" the cook blurts out.

the archbishop places his fork on the table, looks around and a wry grin comes on his face.

"You know what?" he nods approvingly "You cunts are allright after all"

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