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I'm roothorick. I have no so-called "official" name, I technically don't live anywhere (unless you count that I am the alter ego of some idiot living in Wisconsin), I'm not of any race, hell I don't have a mother. I am not Ben Anderson. I am not white. I am not half german half norwegian. I am roothorick. I am an online identity with no important correlation to the person I exist in. It's that damn simple. But people don't like that.
Yeah, I'd say that I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. I said it before and I'll say it again, don't EVER inquiry about my age. And people still ask, sometimes rudely enough to email me personally. Do you really want to know? Fine. Technically, I was fully realized as a person roughly one year ago. That'd make me only one year old, right? There, you have your answer. Next you'll want to know what I had for breakfast. I DON'T EAT, OKAY?
I wish I were joking. But this is reality for me. I'd ask you not to laugh, but you're going to anyway.
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You shall not listen to me, and you shall not ignore any nonsense before me, nor make any idols representing my nonsense, for I AM THE NONSENSE, and there is no other nonsense besides me.
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