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Two stories actually and one is me and one is another friend. Just recently I'm walking off these tennis courts and the metal crank that is used to tighten the nets is sticking out at an angle. I blindly am walking backwards and as I turn around at the last second my inner thigh and basically the region close to my "Nether region" runs straight into a metal jabby thing. Needless to say my groining area is still bruised and I was farking bleeding everywhere. Not to mention like 15 other people on other tennis courts see me do this and as I swear and hold my bloody crotch area!!
As far as friends go...one time a friend passed out drunk and some other guys think it would be funny not only to piss on him...but duct tape his balls to his ass....hahahah. Or as I say, ouch.
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