You know, Tiger Woods played the Stryker course at Fort Bragg while I was stationed there. Some of my Joes were assigned to that bullshit detail and came back telling me that Tiger is a real asshole. Foul-mouthed and short-fused, he's like the male version of Britney Spears when she can't get her frappamochasoyhalfcafflattechino just the way she wants it.
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