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Two guys walk into the pub
The first guy says to the barman "I'll have a pint of best, and the same for this donkey" indicating his mate
The barman pours the drinks and then says to the other guy "hey, why does this fella call you a donkey?"
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"EEYORE!!! EEYORE!!! 'E Always calls me that"
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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