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I don't believe in leagues. I'm a chubby, goofy, glasses wearing, theatre geek. I get laid.
Because I'm charming. Charm equates a level playing field. Charm is the "ringer" in this sports metaphor. If you're articulate and quick on your feet it's like having Tom Brady playing touch football with 8 year old's.
Not to sound arrogant. But that's part of my charm.
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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