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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Leave it to Crompsin to do a scientific study with no actual science. Or study. Buddy, I'm amazed that we aren't learning that this study is "conducted" with no one else in the room, simply using your own legendary flexibility.
Crompsin: self-abuse pioneer. Coming soon to Tilted Exhibition - Crompsin's Roll Back Foto's!
Did I cover the gamut there? Let's see, witty quip, pearl of wisdom, mockery of your butchery of your mother tongue. Yep. Got it all.
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...but I can't see Tilted Exhibition. You took my porn / poultry privileges months ago.
Gawd, sorry I ruined your bathroom break copy of
Hustler.
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The gamut was covered. Yes, I am satisfied. Was it good for you? "Duh." Oh, you're such a kidder.
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Truth be told: I tested my half-ass hypothesis yet again this weekend and additional factors came into play: man standing while topless woman is sitting on the floor proves to be utterly satisfying in a pulling-up-carpet-with-my-toes / pert nipples grazing my thighs kinda way and issues related to room temperature and body position became a new concern. As previously mentioned: general feeling is that topless is always better and that breasts, the source of life and amusement for many men, should be involved in every blowjob. So far the thread consensus follows my finding. Further "research" will be necessary to prove boobs = doubleplusgood satisfaction causation. I'm willing to continue this laborious endeavor in the name of science, waking up sleeping roommates, and prostate health. It's a tough job, but somebody has to clench their teeth as their soul is vacuumed out of their inflamed crotchbat.
And that somebody is Crompsin.
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Fuck, it's hot outside and it isn't even summer yet. Can it be too hot for oral sex? Mmm, another thread brewing.
COMING SOON FROM UNIVERSITY OF CROMPSIN: Female-on-top positions and proper box fan placement.