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Originally Posted by inBOIL
Your ass. Though you might have to go to craigslist for that.
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Rumor has it that's illegal.
Dunno, the cops where I live are all over Craigslist personals. Vice dudes joke about busting cash-for-sex arrangements all the time in the "no strings attached" arena. Which is annoying because I've been kinda lonely the last couple of weekends and I'm looking to be mugged by a NSA "date."
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I think everybody has some useless trinket from a squillion years ago that someone will buy for a ludicrous amount of green on E-Bay. In particular, I'm thinking about all the mint condition 3.75" GI Joes I have in a tacklebox somewhere. They still have their thumbs... paint is perfect. Cha-CHING.