I dunno ....
#3 seems like the perfect response to the question "why don't you go fuck yourself?"
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also ....
seeing the purely imcomparable hatred in the eyes of your server when he/she comes back from the kitchen to inform you "there's no such thing as frikkin diet water, asshole"
yeah, it's things like that I truly enjoy