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Old 04-01-2009, 01:00 PM   #28 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru View Post
Exactly.

Impassable mountains; thick humid forests filled with insects; tens of thousands of kilometers littered with bogs, rivers, and lakes; harsh winters; unforgiving summers; wide open expanses; the bitter north; wolverines....and we vacation in it.

Do you really want to play this game?
Oh sure, you betcha, hoser. See, I speak fluent Canadian.

If we're going to compete on who's rednecks are tougher, I chose ours. Your redneck sport involves making the dogs do all the work and riding on the back of the sled. While our guys chose to drive in cirlces, they get there a lot faster.

Besides, we've been building stronger, tougher rednecks longer than you. The world that "hey, ya'll, watch this" is building will outlast the CN Tower.
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