bobby

are you getting the claimed by canada screen instead of the TFP ?....I get I get it about every other clic on the TFP ???

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Vaultboy

Ye I got it. April Fools?

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bedeuter

I'm getting it too.

ring

here too.
I hit control alt delete and quickly set a system restore date.
I noticed the three prior days and other dates were not available.
I chose the nineteenth.

hmmm.

My computer person warned me about this.

whatever it is, turned off my virus protection..first.

SSJTWIZTA

i'll say its a great april fools joke, seeing how FUCKING ANNOYING it is.


i'll be back tomorrow.

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ring

yes, Fr Sirtin it is annoying.

braisler

Hitting reload takes you to the page you wanted.

Good April Fool's.

I like the autoreply feature Gmail added.

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LoganSnake

Okay, so why were my posts deleted? April fools as well?

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BadNick

damn crazy Canucks! ...we shoulda taken them over back in the day

ring

Logan, your posts were in members. (they are still there)
This is general discussion.

Daniel_

Irritating, and not actually funny.

Hmmm. If a joke, not a good one, if a hack, not an effective one.

Two thumbs down, eh!

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ring

it is a very effective way to fill out a job application

RogueGypsy

I live about 12 miles south of Canadia, so this is pretty fuckin' hilarious to me, if it weren't so damned annoying.


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I have a Canadian ex-Wife

I sent her back to her sister.

It took 32 jiffy bags in the end...

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LoganSnake

How many of these threads are there?

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thenewguy

Why did you chop her into so many pieces? Or were they small bags?

Cynthetiq

seems like a conspiracy from canada!

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BadNick

freekin' pests!!!

The_Jazz

Bunch of beady-eyed, floppy headed numbskulls making my life more difficult. I say we invade. The North Dakota National Guard's already mobilized - think that'll be enough?

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The NDNG will be eaten alive.

Literally.

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The_Jazz

By the mosquitos. Right, forgot about your air force.

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Rhiarion

Worst thing is, I just got that "joke" screen. And Ist of April was yesterday Down Under.

Punk.of.Ages

Man, I love April Fools day...

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bobby

maybe we out flank them and have Alaska take them on....keep Palin busy !

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Baraka_Guru

Exactly.

Impassable mountains; thick humid forests filled with insects; tens of thousands of kilometers littered with bogs, rivers, and lakes; harsh winters; unforgiving summers; wide open expanses; the bitter north; wolverines....and we vacation in it.

Do you really want to play this game?

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Leto

nope, I never did get this screen. Are you sure ya'll aren't just getting wiff of the pot that we blow down over the border?

I've been in and out of TFP all day with no problem. eh?

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The_Jazz

Oh sure, you betcha, hoser. See, I speak fluent Canadian.

If we're going to compete on who's rednecks are tougher, I chose ours. Your redneck sport involves making the dogs do all the work and riding on the back of the sled. While our guys chose to drive in cirlces, they get there a lot faster.

Besides, we've been building stronger, tougher rednecks longer than you. The world that "hey, ya'll, watch this" is building will outlast the CN Tower.

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snowy

I don't mind being dominated by some hot Canadian beefcake.

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uncle phil

hey, snowy...

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3:47. Knock, knock.

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ring

Beam me up, please.





The perfect segue for a thread I have been meaning to start.

I just noticed the blue shape kinda looks like a large cat draping itself.
purr purr purr purr

dksuddeth

you'll notice that your country is currently the filling between the two cookies? who's the bitch now?

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Wha? Palin country? Is that a threat? We are too busy laughing our asses off to take any notice...

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paddyjoe

c'mon snowy. are you sure about this?!?

Fly

thanks joe



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