My current guy and I got into a discussion about penises and trucks. I asked if guys really liked to drive trucks because it made their dicks bigger, and he said he was happy with his average but utterly reliable Honda size equipment. He's more lover than stud, and that's OK with me.
The "largest" guy in my past was so stuck on himself. But his big salami would never get really hard, and liked to bend in the middle. Or maybe I was just too tight.

It was fun to play with, though. I'll take my present guy and his modest competence any time.
Lindy