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Taja · 03-30-2009, 04:55 PM

Ladies of the Lounge…

I’ve read threads on our partners and their members (normally in reference to their size, good or bad), but I would really like to know how you feel about your partner’s feelings toward his own manhood.

My girlfriends and I went out last week and this topic came up over drinks. I sat and listened to five other woman describe their men and they way they view their tallywhackers, but one in particular bothered me.

A husband that’s in love with his penis. He thinks it’s beautiful, large and powerful. Something that every other man should envy and every woman should fancy. But sadly, he has no idea that there is more to sex than the rocking motion of his hips.

At the end of her description, my girlfriend just smiled at the rest of us and said, “Hey, at least he’s rich, stable and good looking”.

ngdawg · 03-30-2009, 05:21 PM

Typical narcissism....
You friend should be vocal about his lack of talents because she's depriving herself if she isn't. Being married, what's a little problem in the beginning that one chooses to overlook will become a major factor later on that leads to resentment. Trust me on that one.
This is fixable and it doesn't have to be insulting to his ego.

shesus · 03-30-2009, 05:48 PM

I was always told that if the size of a man's feet could tell you their dick size.
In my experience, the larger the dick, the smaller the brain.

In your friend's case, the small brain is affecting his ability to perform in bed because he isn't thinking about how to please her. That seems to be a common problem in marriages and not only on the man's side. She should purchase a sex help books. There are some good ones out there. That seems to be the 'safest' way to approach the problem because they will be learning together.

Lindy · 03-30-2009, 06:08 PM

My current guy and I got into a discussion about penises and trucks. I asked if guys really liked to drive trucks because it made their dicks bigger, and he said he was happy with his average but utterly reliable Honda size equipment. He's more lover than stud, and that's OK with me.
The "largest" guy in my past was so stuck on himself. But his big salami would never get really hard, and liked to bend in the middle. Or maybe I was just too tight.

It was fun to play with, though. I'll take my present guy and his modest competence any time.

Lindy

ngdawg · 03-30-2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by shesus

I was always told that if the size of a man's feet could tell you their dick size.
In my experience, the larger the dick, the smaller the brain.

That's because, according to Robin Williams, man was "blessed" with two heads, but only enough blood supply to feed one at a time.....

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Originally Posted by Taja

At the end of her description, my girlfriend just smiled at the rest of us and said, “Hey, at least he’s rich, stable and good looking”.

Money gets spent, looks fade, but stupid is forever....

*Nikki* · 03-30-2009, 07:55 PM

My husband thinks his "junk" is adequate. I agree. While that may not be the best word to use, it indeed serves the purpose.

I too was with a guy once who was quite large. While it felt really good, he was too big to stand fully erect. It was quite interesting. He had many other issues though that his penis size just couldn't make up for.

genuinegirly · 04-04-2009, 09:25 AM

My husband doesn't seem to think much about his "junk." He thinks he's average in every way. I know he's not

ring · 04-04-2009, 06:00 PM

A man's genitalia is not 'Junk'.
It deserves proper worship,
as does ours.

shesus · 04-04-2009, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ring

A man's genitalia is not 'Junk'.
It deserves proper worship,
as does ours.

So you're suggesting we bow down and pray to the cock daily? I'm sure the men wouldn't mind the bow, but I'm not worshiping any man's junk.

03-30-2009, 04:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Taja Bent Moderator Emeritus Location: Scaling Half Dome	Our men and their junk... Ladies of the Lounge… I’ve read threads on our partners and their members (normally in reference to their size, good or bad), but I would really like to know how you feel about your partner’s feelings toward his own manhood. My girlfriends and I went out last week and this topic came up over drinks. I sat and listened to five other woman describe their men and they way they view their tallywhackers, but one in particular bothered me. A husband that’s in love with his penis. He thinks it’s beautiful, large and powerful. Something that every other man should envy and every woman should fancy. But sadly, he has no idea that there is more to sex than the rocking motion of his hips. At the end of her description, my girlfriend just smiled at the rest of us and said, “Hey, at least he’s rich, stable and good looking”. __________________ I fear neither death nor pain. What do you fear milady? A cage.

03-30-2009, 05:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Typical narcissism.... You friend should be vocal about his lack of talents because she's depriving herself if she isn't. Being married, what's a little problem in the beginning that one chooses to overlook will become a major factor later on that leads to resentment. Trust me on that one. This is fixable and it doesn't have to be insulting to his ego. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

03-30-2009, 05:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	I was always told that if the size of a man's feet could tell you their dick size. In my experience, the larger the dick, the smaller the brain. In your friend's case, the small brain is affecting his ability to perform in bed because he isn't thinking about how to please her. That seems to be a common problem in marriages and not only on the man's side. She should purchase a sex help books. There are some good ones out there. That seems to be the 'safest' way to approach the problem because they will be learning together. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

04-04-2009, 09:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	My husband doesn't seem to think much about his "junk." He thinks he's average in every way. I know he's not __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

04-04-2009, 06:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	A man's genitalia is not 'Junk'. It deserves proper worship, as does ours. Last edited by ring; 04-04-2009 at 06:03 PM..

03-30-2009, 06:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	My current guy and I got into a discussion about penises and trucks. I asked if guys really liked to drive trucks because it made their dicks bigger, and he said he was happy with his average but utterly reliable Honda size equipment. He's more lover than stud, and that's OK with me. The "largest" guy in my past was so stuck on himself. But his big salami would never get really hard, and liked to bend in the middle. Or maybe I was just too tight. It was fun to play with, though. I'll take my present guy and his modest competence any time. Lindy

03-30-2009, 07:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	My husband thinks his "junk" is adequate. I agree. While that may not be the best word to use, it indeed serves the purpose. I too was with a guy once who was quite large. While it felt really good, he was too big to stand fully erect. It was quite interesting. He had many other issues though that his penis size just couldn't make up for.