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Old 03-30-2009, 02:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
ItWasMe
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Originally Posted by Redlemon View Post
Or relate your most intimate details of your life to the grocery checkout clerk. My son will tell *anything* to *anybody*...
Oh, man, that is so true. We walked out of a public restroom once, and my toddler smiled and said hello to a grandmotherly lady. The lady stopped and asked her 'how are you?' My toddler said, "Good. I pee'd." Then my toddler pointed to me and added, "and she pooped." They'll tell *anything* to *anybody*.

When our oldest was probably 3 or 4 months old, her crib was in our room. The mood was killed when we saw her lift up the crib bumper a couple of inches to watch what we were doing. And she was smiling. (I have a picture of that somewhere) That did it for us, no more sex around the baby. We didn't live in a one bedroom for much longer.
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