| When I was managing Abercrombie & Fitch a guy ran in, grabbed a huge handful of cotton underwear from a tabletop display and shoved them in his face and took a big sniff.  It was creepy.
 
 So, about a month or so later we got in a huge shipment of stuff for the kids section.  As soon as I pulled out of the box the bag of thongs in little girls sizes... I quit.  On the spot.  I called the district manager and told him to find a replacement.
 
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