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How about this one ...
A small bird was fling through the sky when all of a sudden it started raining, before it could soar higher, it was already drenched and fell to the ground. Lying there, in the cold, a cow walks over it and shits on it. When the bird feels how warm the it now is, starts singing, only to shortly be dug up by a cat and eaten....
Moral of the story, When you're covered in shit, Shut your fucking Mouth!!
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