Management Course - Lesson 4 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

uncle phil · 03-23-2009, 02:04 AM

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Tully Mars · 03-23-2009, 02:16 AM

High on what?

Xerxys · 03-23-2009, 11:43 AM

How about this one ...

A small bird was fling through the sky when all of a sudden it started raining, before it could soar higher, it was already drenched and fell to the ground. Lying there, in the cold, a cow walks over it and shits on it. When the bird feels how warm the it now is, starts singing, only to shortly be dug up by a cat and eaten....

Moral of the story, When you're covered in shit, Shut your fucking Mouth!!

03-23-2009, 02:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Management Course - Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-23-2009, 02:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	High on what? __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

03-23-2009, 11:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	How about this one ... A small bird was fling through the sky when all of a sudden it started raining, before it could soar higher, it was already drenched and fell to the ground. Lying there, in the cold, a cow walks over it and shits on it. When the bird feels how warm the it now is, starts singing, only to shortly be dug up by a cat and eaten.... Moral of the story, When you're covered in shit, Shut your fucking Mouth!!