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George and Mildred are elderly residents of a nursing home and every Friday night they would sneak off down the back to a secluded spot where they would take all their clothes off and sit on a bench with Midred holding George's penis in her hand.
They sat for hours reminising about the good old days.
This went on for a few weeks until one night Mildred could not find George.
Somewhat upset she went back to her room and had a restless night wondering why he did not show up.
The next day she went searching for George and an explanation.
She finally collared him and asked what had happened.
George,rather sheepishly replied "I have been seeing anther Woman".
Another Woman exclaimed Mildred?
Who is she and what is her name?
George replies "Her name is Mary and she is another resident here".
Mildred is furious and asks "Whats this Mary got that I haven't got?
George looks up at her with a sly grin and says..........
Parkinson's.

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