YourNeverThere

i cant think of anything that bad happening with me, although lots of drunk things that ive done. the one that im thinking about happened to a friend of mine. He was at this party last summer and everyone was outside having a good time. He looks around, he kind of drunk, decides that it would be a very good idea to streak. So, he goes behind the pool, takes off all his cloths and runs out into the party like a nut. Everyone loves it and they all laugh and he continues running around the house back to the pool, his cloths are gone. So his only option is to wander around holding his crotch asking people if they have seen his cloths. He goes inside to get some from the host whose elderly grandmother is sitting at the table and he stands right in front of her for a while while his eyes adjust to the light, when he finally sees her he runs like crazy. Finally the host tells him that he stole the cloths and hid them in the treehouse. So he goes up and opens the door and looks in and sees two people having sex, so its him, naked, asking two other naked people in the throes of passion, for his cloths. Needless to say it wasnt a great party for him.

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The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare