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Hahahaha... you just scared me, NG.
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Yeah, I don't think any woman wants to put her oh-so-sacred mouth anywhere near my scragglefunkin' paratrooper feet.
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I get the distinct feeling that a lot of the "70 HOT NEW WAYS TO TEASE YOUR MAN" listed on the front of girly magazines like Cosmo... ugh, it just rehashes of the same stuff that real women don't do to their guys because real guys really don't like it. Something tells me* that actual manly desires like "road head" and "anal" aren't listed in there. The feathers and chocolate syrup and bondage ribbons and ice cubes have been done and America is moving onto candle wax and nipple clamps. Touch it, see it, touch it, feel it... woo! Sex in this country is probably like a cocaine addiction: once you've done it the first time, all the subsequent experiences are never quite enough... but that isn't nearly enough incentive to stop. Stop? Are you insane? Rinse, repeat.
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* Okay, so I looked.
Last edited by Plan9; 02-23-2009 at 08:33 PM..
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