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Hot Wife+Not Hot Husband seems to be working well for my fiancee and me (I am content to be Not Hot, but I don't think I sink down all the way to Ugly).

Also, can I just say, I know I am totally outing myself as a major league former D&D geek, but when you said:

All I could think of was, "She has +1 boobs. Do you want to use your enchanted boner now, or roll a 1d20 random pickup roll?"



OK, I'll shut up now....

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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.

(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)