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Originally Posted by PonyPotato
I'm only going to hex a few of them, and only because I'm feeling playful:
1. May the piercings in your junk get stuck to a large magnet.
2. May your shoulder be dislocated for the 16th time.
3. May your archaeological field research be plagued with chiggers, spiders, leeches, clay, hot and humid weather, and plenty of poison ivy.
4. Use all of the money you have to go buy your own kitten. She loves me and she's not going anywhere.
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Exactly what I was hoping for! Thanks for making me laugh.
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