Plan9

Do they have a group hex discount rate?

Heh... group hex. Sounds kinky.

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Here's mine:

1, I hope you're stuck with a raspy trucker voice when you're old.
2, may your waistline expand as my gray hair count rises.
3, I hop... (she's a robot, you can't really curse robots)
4, you're already cursed. High school diploma and kids.
5, here's to you getting cancer. Again.
6, a beer can? Seriously? A beer can?!
7, gimmie the cat, gimmie the cat, gimmie the cat.

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