F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
If the world has gotten you down, it could always be worse. After you read some of these posts, your troubles hopefully won't seem quite so bad.
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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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Today, I was at a bar in Canada and was really hitting it off with a girl. She asked how big my junk was and I told her in inches... They use centimeters. FML
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Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML
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