"... massive asshole by all accounts."
"Well, first he bombed the deck with an assload of primitive grenades like Jim Brown in
The Dirty Dozen."
"The man was the Black Knight from Monty Python."
Such vulgar literary perfection ... I loved it!
This was great. I wish historians would have this to say about me!!!
"When his body was examined after death, physicians observed he had balls of wrought iron "
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And my favorite ....
"...Grigori Rasputin, the patron saint of dying hard, .."