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Not Right Now · 02-09-2009, 10:18 PM

7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill | Cracked.com

Blackbeard was my personal Favourite.... Gotta love Rasputin though.

Willravel · 02-09-2009, 10:44 PM

Hahahaha... awesome.

CinnamonGirl · 02-10-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Willravel

Hahahaha... awesome.

Definitely. The whole thing made me laugh, but I got an extra giggle out of "They were known as the Search Bloc, and they were in no way fucking around," and then the picture right below, captioned "We are in no way fucking around."

777 · 02-10-2009, 11:46 AM

Poisoned, shot a few times, clubbed, and finally tossed into a freezing river, just to kill one old man. Rasputin was one tough conman.

NRN, if you liked that article, you'll love this one:

5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy | Cracked.com

#5 on the list was shot in the face, after he had sniped over 500 Russian soldiers in WWII in -40 zero weather, and lived!

KirStang · 02-10-2009, 09:22 PM

Fun links. I wasted an hour or so, haha.

Xerxys · 02-11-2009, 06:34 AM

"... massive asshole by all accounts."

"Well, first he bombed the deck with an assload of primitive grenades like Jim Brown in The Dirty Dozen."

"The man was the Black Knight from Monty Python."

Such vulgar literary perfection ... I loved it!

This was great. I wish historians would have this to say about me!!!

"When his body was examined after death, physicians observed he had balls of wrought iron "

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And my favorite ....

"...Grigori Rasputin, the patron saint of dying hard, .."

02-09-2009, 10:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill (F'n BA!!!!!) 7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill \| Cracked.com Blackbeard was my personal Favourite.... Gotta love Rasputin though. __________________ I only came to dance.

02-10-2009, 11:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Poisoned, shot a few times, clubbed, and finally tossed into a freezing river, just to kill one old man. Rasputin was one tough conman. NRN, if you liked that article, you'll love this one: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy \| Cracked.com #5 on the list was shot in the face, after he had sniped over 500 Russian soldiers in WWII in -40 zero weather, and lived! __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

02-11-2009, 06:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	"... massive asshole by all accounts." "Well, first he bombed the deck with an assload of primitive grenades like Jim Brown in The Dirty Dozen." "The man was the Black Knight from Monty Python." Such vulgar literary perfection ... I loved it! This was great. I wish historians would have this to say about me!!! "When his body was examined after death, physicians observed he had balls of wrought iron " [c][/c] And my favorite .... "...Grigori Rasputin, the patron saint of dying hard, .."

02-09-2009, 10:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hahahaha... awesome.

02-10-2009, 09:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
KirStang Future Bureaucrat	Fun links. I wasted an hour or so, haha.