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A few of my favorites:
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
#8816 (9) - 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm by PlayTag - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (2009) - you deserved that one (1299)
Today, the girl I'm in love with told me she might be a lesbian. She then asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. Does she wanted to make 100% she was a lesbian? Her reply was: "No, I just think you'd be a good transition". FML
#6083 (13) - 02/03/2009 at 9:16am by Revi - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (3605) - you deserved that one (201)
Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style postion was fun, it reminded him what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
#4489 (11) - 02/01/2009 at 5:53am by anonymous - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (4204) - you deserved that one (295)
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
#997 (2) - 01/12/2009 at 10:37am by LiLGeek - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (863) - you deserved that one (188)
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