i went to the store and all i had was a $100 dollar bill. the total was $10 and some change, so i confidently pull my $100 dollar bill out of my pocket and hand it to the cashier. The cashier looks at me as if to say "where's the rest" so i say to her "i'm sorry i don't have anything smaller i'm sure you can find a way to break that". so my girlfriend who was with me says to me "what are you doing"? so i say to my girlfriend "do you have anything smaller, i don't think she can break it"....she looked at me as if i was from a different planet. the cashier then says "excuse me" so after looking at the bill several times already, i realize my great $100 is just a $10.
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