Greetings and salutations from the heartland! Found my way here either by karma, pure happenstance or a broken porn link. Either way - after about 4 minutes and 17 seconds, I knew I had to throw my hat in the ring.
About me...hmm...compulsive smart ass, conniving humorist, lingual acrobat and general good guy with some ill-conceived potions. I like most everything - especially being the center of attention. Cliff notes - I'm a whore; attention, sex, attentive sex, etc; whatever.
