OralGymnast

Greetings and salutations from the heartland! Found my way here either by karma, pure happenstance or a broken porn link. Either way - after about 4 minutes and 17 seconds, I knew I had to throw my hat in the ring.

About me...hmm...compulsive smart ass, conniving humorist, lingual acrobat and general good guy with some ill-conceived potions. I like most everything - especially being the center of attention. Cliff notes - I'm a whore; attention, sex, attentive sex, etc; whatever.

CinnamonGirl

*waves* Welcome and stuff. I, too, am a total smartass.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

lostgirl

Hello, welcome to TFP.

Tully Mars

Nice to meet you.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

Amaras

Come in, have a seat. Make I take your coat, sir? Thank you (Amaras edges towards the door).
May I get you something to drink? As yes, certainly we have that.
(Amaras giggles, tiptoes towards the door, slips out. Amaras then heard cackling "I've got his
jacket!!!!!!! I'ts real naughahyde! I hear they are endangered now, must be expensive)

Welcome!

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928