Cheers
 

Greetings and salutations from the heartland! Found my way here either by karma, pure happenstance or a broken porn link. Either way - after about 4 minutes and 17 seconds, I knew I had to throw my hat in the ring.

About me...hmm...compulsive smart ass, conniving humorist, lingual acrobat and general good guy with some ill-conceived potions. I like most everything - especially being the center of attention. Cliff notes - I'm a whore; attention, sex, attentive sex, etc; whatever.

:)

*waves* Welcome and stuff. I, too, am a total smartass. :)

Hello, welcome to TFP.

Nice to meet you.

Come in, have a seat. Make I take your coat, sir? Thank you (Amaras edges towards the door).
May I get you something to drink? As yes, certainly we have that.
(Amaras giggles, tiptoes towards the door, slips out. Amaras then heard cackling "I've got his
jacket!!!!!!! I'ts real naughahyde! I hear they are endangered now, must be expensive)

Welcome!