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Baraka_Guru · 01-10-2009, 11:48 AM

This is a response to the Whys of Men thread in humour:

The Whys of Women
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1. WHY DO WOMEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are getting some great input!)

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2. WHY DO WOMEN KEEP THEIR EYES CLOSED DURING SEX?

(they think there is such thing as "autopilot")

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3. WHY DO WOMEN TALK IN THEIR SLEEP?

(because they can't shut it off)

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4. WHY WERE WOMEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN CATS?

(so they won't rub up against everyone at cocktail parties)

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5. HOW MANY WOMEN DOES IT TAKE TO FIGURE OUT THAT A RAISED TOILET SEAT IS BETTER THAN A PISS-SPLATTERED ONE?

(don't know.....they haven't thought of that)

01-10-2009, 11:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	The Whys of Women This is a response to the Whys of Men thread in humour: The Whys of Women ------------------------------------------------ 1. WHY DO WOMEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are getting some great input!) ----------------------------------------------- 2. WHY DO WOMEN KEEP THEIR EYES CLOSED DURING SEX? (they think there is such thing as "autopilot") ----------------------------------------------- 3. WHY DO WOMEN TALK IN THEIR SLEEP? (because they can't shut it off) ----------------------------------------------- 4. WHY WERE WOMEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN CATS? (so they won't rub up against everyone at cocktail parties) ----------------------------------------------- 5. HOW MANY WOMEN DOES IT TAKE TO FIGURE OUT THAT A RAISED TOILET SEAT IS BETTER THAN A PISS-SPLATTERED ONE? (don't know.....they haven't thought of that) __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 01-10-2009 at 02:47 PM..