Baraka_Guru

This is a response to the Whys of Men thread in humour:

The Whys of Women
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1. WHY DO WOMEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are getting some great input!)

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2. WHY DO WOMEN KEEP THEIR EYES CLOSED DURING SEX?

(they think there is such thing as "autopilot")

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3. WHY DO WOMEN TALK IN THEIR SLEEP?

(because they can't shut it off)

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4. WHY WERE WOMEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN CATS?

(so they won't rub up against everyone at cocktail parties)

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5. HOW MANY WOMEN DOES IT TAKE TO FIGURE OUT THAT A RAISED TOILET SEAT IS BETTER THAN A PISS-SPLATTERED ONE?

(don't know.....they haven't thought of that)

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot