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Once, many years ago, a savage grizzly bear attacked an man in the woods. When the bear realised that that man was Chuck Norris it was so scared that it ran to the North Pole, and all of its descendants ever since have been born with white hair.
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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