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Old 01-03-2009, 11:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by opentocomments View Post
...but my brain is thinking it. Where did this come from? Where do i go from here?
Congratulations! You're a human male and your sex organs are fully functional. Let's tell you what you've won!

- A raging hard-on that'll last nearly forever even despite a horrible car accident or debilitating cancer thanks to rapid advances in sexual pharmaceuticals
- Impulse control necessary to remain free in society, something that prevents those god-made-me-do-it daily skirt-rippings
- A relationship with another person for physical, mental emotional, social, and financial reasons

Your options in this situation:

- "Dancing with myself." - Masturbate furiously, a common option for many folks entrenched in "serious" relationships
- "Let's get it on." - Communicate your frustration and have more sex with your partner
- You can cheat on your partner and regret it for the rest of your life as it ruins your current relationship, undermines your honesty, and shows that you selfishly cater to your own every whim like a house cat near shiny things
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Originally Posted by ratbastid View Post
...there are other alternatives.
Within two standard deviations?
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Last edited by Plan9; 01-03-2009 at 11:42 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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