The Internet, much like Schindler's List, is an ultimate good. To wit, it provides us with a plethora of useful information compiled by those who are proactive in their (abundant) free time.
Are you about to purchase a car? Wondering if that member of the opposite sex in the car next to you at the red light is potential fair game? Puzzled about the pointing, laughing and uninvited leering when you hit the strip on a Friday night? LOOK NO FURTHER! Thanks to this useful guide, complete with comments straight from the horse's mouth, you can make an informed decision, dispell doubt, put the moves on the right people for you and get the message out there!
How gay is your car?
Bob
planting seeds, sprinkling with jest