How gay is your car? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Bob Biter · 06-09-2003, 06:28 AM

The Internet, much like Schindler's List, is an ultimate good. To wit, it provides us with a plethora of useful information compiled by those who are proactive in their (abundant) free time.

Are you about to purchase a car? Wondering if that member of the opposite sex in the car next to you at the red light is potential fair game? Puzzled about the pointing, laughing and uninvited leering when you hit the strip on a Friday night? LOOK NO FURTHER! Thanks to this useful guide, complete with comments straight from the horse's mouth, you can make an informed decision, dispell doubt, put the moves on the right people for you and get the message out there!

How gay is your car?

Bob
planting seeds, sprinkling with jest

shalafi · 06-09-2003, 06:58 AM

My boss and i just had a big laugh over this.....some of them surprised him but his ex boyfriend just bought #1 which we found rather amusing

vermin · 06-09-2003, 08:33 AM

Now I can be a confident heterosexual: I drive a Geo Metro.

rockogre · 06-09-2003, 08:57 AM

None of mine were listed, as I suspected.

Halx · 06-09-2003, 09:17 AM

Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around.

Leander · 06-09-2003, 09:29 AM

Oh, shit. I own a Jetta.
Guess its time to get a truck.

rockogre · 06-09-2003, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around.

Excellent point. I actually laughed out loud at the thought. Time always wins over smucks.

Troublebot · 06-09-2003, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around.

Halx, we're sharing a brain, 'cause I was thinking the same thing.

Also, I drive a Ford Ranger. Now I know why my friends call it a dykemobile. Sigh.

Bob Biter · 06-09-2003, 10:55 AM

I could hardly believe that the "New Mini" wasn't on the gay list. Weird.

snowace56 · 06-09-2003, 01:04 PM

Theres nothing wrong with my car, its not ugly or at all slow, just the name. Chevy Malibu....great for a girls car name, not for a guy. wtf was chevy thinking when they came up with that?

uncle phil · 06-09-2003, 01:12 PM

none of mine are on that list...

BBtB · 06-09-2003, 01:19 PM

I personally have to argue with their top billing. I like Jettas if based on nothing but their MPG. Also Miatas are by FAR the gayest cars ever.

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 01:24 PM

My damn Sentra is the suckiest car in the world. The gayest car in the world, in my opinion, is the Aztec, the second gayest is the Element. Those SUV/car/whatever they are, they reek with gayness through and through.

krwlz · 06-09-2003, 06:16 PM

Damn I drive a saturn. Oh well, it was free, and its a four door...

ratbastid · 06-10-2003, 06:26 AM

Mine's number five. Good thing I'm secure with my sexuality.

KeyserSoze · 06-10-2003, 06:36 AM

They forgot the Honda Del Sol, and the Mercedes SLK

Bob Biter · 06-10-2003, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyserSoze
They forgot the Honda Del Sol, and the Mercedes SLK

and the Precidia

eyeronic · 06-10-2003, 07:16 AM

My ex-roommate who always got accused of being a lesbian has a subaru Outback. I had to send her the link. She'll be sooooo angry. Heh, heh.

(vixen) · 06-10-2003, 04:19 PM

well, thank fuck i sold my corsa. it was an unwanted xmas pressie. i wanted a new sewing machine, but , no, they get me a car. typical parents. not even a proper lesbian car, but a straight car. i mean, what were they thinking?

nefarious · 06-10-2003, 04:31 PM

.. everyone left out *THE* dyke-mobile ... The Suzuki Sidekick ..

and the gay-mobile? The Izuzu Amigo ..

^_^

i've always loved the VW Cabrio .. am i gay? .. i seem to only see girls driving em ..

apetaster · 06-10-2003, 05:03 PM

In New England forest green Subaru Outback Wagons are inordinately popular with female couples (not just those bearing VT plates.)

obelix · 06-10-2003, 05:21 PM

so much h8 for the beetles and saturns. with saturns, you can hardly differentiate between a 1992 and 2002. =/

HiThereDear · 06-30-2003, 02:03 PM

hmm, i have a jeep wrangler, a ribbon winner in both categories. I guess my options are to either became a flaming gay man or a butch lesbian. I'm going with butch lesbian.

Then again, any gayest car list in which the Miata doesn't win hands down is suspect.

Oh yeah, or a stripper. Jeep Wranglers are the official transportation of strippers everywhere.

Midnight_Son · 07-01-2003, 04:38 AM

I'm safe I guess....and the fact that I can drive over all the listed cars is nice to know also. haha

absorbentishe · 07-01-2003, 07:13 AM

I can't figure out how a JEEP, made in Toledo Ohio, is on the gay list on either side? Can someone fill me in on that one? Jeeps were an intrigal part of my High School experience, not a weekend passed without going 4 wheeling in one, then drinking heavily and sitting around a camp fire...

Midnight_Son · 07-01-2003, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by absorbentishe
I can't figure out how a JEEP, made in Toledo Ohio, is on the gay list on either side? Can someone fill me in on that one? Jeeps were an intrigal part of my High School experience, not a weekend passed without going 4 wheeling in one, then drinking heavily and sitting around a camp fire...

it's not all jeeps my friend, just the wangler with the round headlights.....square headlight wranglers are ok because they don't have those pussy coil springs in the front. you see what I mean?

for instance you'll never see a homo driving a '67 CJ5.....but you will likely see one driving a shiney new wranger with a big painted rainbow on the hood.

glad I could clear this whole thing up for you all.

Slims · 07-01-2003, 10:56 AM

I have a ford explorer, but I used to drive a Miata M-edition.

fade2 · 07-01-2003, 07:39 PM

The jeep wranglers not gay... I think Ill go cry and watch will and grace...

bundy · 07-01-2003, 10:33 PM

my holden station wagon just isn´t gay enough.
perhaps if i trade it in for a new vw beetle... one day.

HiThereDear · 07-03-2003, 11:03 AM

cnor, thanks. I have a '95 Wrangler, right before they changed it into a car. No square headlights and its muddy as hell.

mirevolver · 07-04-2003, 12:11 AM

My Neon isn't on the list. So I can drive with confidance.

boredjerk · 07-04-2003, 10:52 AM

drive with confidence in a Neon? no gay guy would set foot in my fast food, cigarette butt, and coffe cup littered piece of shit.

06-09-2003, 06:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	How gay is your car? The Internet, much like Schindler's List, is an ultimate good. To wit, it provides us with a plethora of useful information compiled by those who are proactive in their (abundant) free time. Are you about to purchase a car? Wondering if that member of the opposite sex in the car next to you at the red light is potential fair game? Puzzled about the pointing, laughing and uninvited leering when you hit the strip on a Friday night? LOOK NO FURTHER! Thanks to this useful guide, complete with comments straight from the horse's mouth, you can make an informed decision, dispell doubt, put the moves on the right people for you and get the message out there! How gay is your car? Bob planting seeds, sprinkling with jest __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

06-09-2003, 08:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Now I can be a confident heterosexual: I drive a Geo Metro. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-09-2003, 08:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	None of mine were listed, as I suspected. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-09-2003, 09:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

06-09-2003, 09:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Leander Crazy Location: The Land o'Toxins and Wudder	Oh, shit. I own a Jetta. Guess its time to get a truck. __________________ Just me and God, watching Scotty die..

06-09-2003, 06:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	My boss and i just had a big laugh over this.....some of them surprised him but his ex boyfriend just bought #1 which we found rather amusing

06-09-2003, 10:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	I could hardly believe that the "New Mini" wasn't on the gay list. Weird. __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

06-09-2003, 01:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
snowace56 Loser Location: Bakersfield...The rest stop town	Theres nothing wrong with my car, its not ugly or at all slow, just the name. Chevy Malibu....great for a girls car name, not for a guy. wtf was chevy thinking when they came up with that?

06-09-2003, 01:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	none of mine are on that list... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-09-2003, 01:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	I personally have to argue with their top billing. I like Jettas if based on nothing but their MPG. Also Miatas are by FAR the gayest cars ever. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-09-2003, 01:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	My damn Sentra is the suckiest car in the world. The gayest car in the world, in my opinion, is the Aztec, the second gayest is the Element. Those SUV/car/whatever they are, they reek with gayness through and through. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 06:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Damn I drive a saturn. Oh well, it was free, and its a four door...

06-10-2003, 06:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Mine's number five. Good thing I'm secure with my sexuality.

06-10-2003, 06:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	They forgot the Honda Del Sol, and the Mercedes SLK __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!

06-10-2003, 07:16 AM	#18 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	My ex-roommate who always got accused of being a lesbian has a subaru Outback. I had to send her the link. She'll be sooooo angry. Heh, heh. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

07-01-2003, 04:38 AM	#24 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	I'm safe I guess....and the fact that I can drive over all the listed cars is nice to know also. haha __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

07-01-2003, 10:56 AM	#27 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I have a ford explorer, but I used to drive a Miata M-edition. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

06-10-2003, 04:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
(vixen) Upright Location: neverneverland	well, thank fuck i sold my corsa. it was an unwanted xmas pressie. i wanted a new sewing machine, but , no, they get me a car. typical parents. not even a proper lesbian car, but a straight car. i mean, what were they thinking? __________________ (vixen) always inside the triangle.

06-10-2003, 04:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	.. everyone left out THE dyke-mobile ... The Suzuki Sidekick .. and the gay-mobile? The Izuzu Amigo .. ^_^ i've always loved the VW Cabrio .. am i gay? .. i seem to only see girls driving em .. __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

06-10-2003, 05:03 PM	#21 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	In New England forest green Subaru Outback Wagons are inordinately popular with female couples (not just those bearing VT plates.)

06-10-2003, 05:21 PM	#22 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	so much h8 for the beetles and saturns. with saturns, you can hardly differentiate between a 1992 and 2002. =/ __________________ no substance

06-30-2003, 02:03 PM	#23 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	hmm, i have a jeep wrangler, a ribbon winner in both categories. I guess my options are to either became a flaming gay man or a butch lesbian. I'm going with butch lesbian. Then again, any gayest car list in which the Miata doesn't win hands down is suspect. Oh yeah, or a stripper. Jeep Wranglers are the official transportation of strippers everywhere. Last edited by HiThereDear; 06-30-2003 at 02:09 PM..

07-01-2003, 07:13 AM	#25 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I can't figure out how a JEEP, made in Toledo Ohio, is on the gay list on either side? Can someone fill me in on that one? Jeeps were an intrigal part of my High School experience, not a weekend passed without going 4 wheeling in one, then drinking heavily and sitting around a camp fire...

07-01-2003, 07:39 PM	#28 (permalink)
fade2 Banned	The jeep wranglers not gay... I think Ill go cry and watch will and grace...

07-01-2003, 10:33 PM	#29 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	my holden station wagon just isn´t gay enough. perhaps if i trade it in for a new vw beetle... one day. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-03-2003, 11:03 AM	#30 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	cnor, thanks. I have a '95 Wrangler, right before they changed it into a car. No square headlights and its muddy as hell.

07-04-2003, 12:11 AM	#31 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	My Neon isn't on the list. So I can drive with confidance. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

07-04-2003, 10:52 AM	#32 (permalink)
boredjerk Insane Location: Antarctica	drive with confidence in a Neon? no gay guy would set foot in my fast food, cigarette butt, and coffe cup littered piece of shit. __________________ Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.