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when I was living in eastern europe I used to be in a folk dance group. It's actually amazing excercise - we did 2 nights a week of 2 hours of practice and it was very aerobic.
Well, since i'm 6'6" I got the 'largest' girl as my partner, and in this one dance at the finale you have to lift her over your head by the waist. Usually the girl will jump and put her hands on her shoulders and help considerably getting herself up.
But no. Mine was deadweight. She wouldnt help at all and I had to solely lift her fat ass up over my head.
Well, we had a dress rehearsel before a big performance and I guess I tried a little too hard, cause as I was lifting her I let out a massive fart unwillingly. The entire group froze and burst out in laughter.
The girl went bright red cause they knew it was because I had to lift all her weight.
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