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After reading onesnowyowl's post I realized that I to have a flow chart. I use to have alot more female friends that I could hash out things with, but now that list is down to nothing. This is my flow chart:
Myself - I usually sit by myself in my room and talk aloud while I try to sort out what the underlying problem is and if there is a easy solution. I talk to myself alot.
My best friend (male) - Most of the time if I can't get a clear perspective from myself so I grab a bottle of rum and head to my friend's apt. We drink and I vent to him. He usually has a different perspective on my problem which can lead me to a new idea/direction on my problem.
My best friend (female) - If it gets to this point then it's most likely about a woman. The above friend has worse luck with women than I do. So it's off to my female friend to help me wrap my brain around why this woman is causing so much trouble in my life (9/10 it's cause she is crazy and I've fallen for her). She usually tells me to pick better girls (I can't, I'm a crazy magnet) and helps me work it out.
My old chef - If it's not about a girl and I need a "strong arm" I talk to my old chef. He is skilled in the art of knowledge gathering and how to handle things. He's older than me and has alot more life experience than me. If he can't help me, I'm screwed.
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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