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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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I thought about saying this myself a few times, but TSA can have no sense of humor (or logic) and I'd rather get through as quickly as possible.
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